Tuesday, July 01, 2008
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I'm here to tell everyone that Baby is now officially my dog! :]
Anyway I've changed her name to Bebe because Baby is rather common.
Today absent from school as I'm really tired already. But went back to sch for art again. As well as tml.
Gonna try my v best to finish up my final art pierce!
Chevonne came to my house to use laptop to do her project. Oh tian uh, her hair is so short pls!
But I think it suits her. ^^ So cuteeeee. Haha. Everyone love Bebeeeee. :D
Share a very funny & cute joke with my dear readers! :p有一戶潘姓人家，長輩過世。
家祭時，請來了一位鄉音很重的老先生來當司儀。
訃聞是這麼寫的：
孝 男：潘根科
孝 媳：池氏
孝孫女：潘良慈
孝 孫：潘道時
但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準。
當他照著訃聞唱名時，
凡是字面上有三點水的或左邊部首都漏掉沒看到。
於是就給他念成這樣子：「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」
孝男一聽，直覺得很奇怪，但又不敢問，於是就翻了一個跟斗。
接著又說：「孝媳，也……是……」孝媳一聽：「我也要翻啊？」於是孝媳也翻了一個跟斗。
再來：「孝孫女，翻兩次。」孝孫女一聽，想想爸媽都翻了，我也翻吧！於是就翻了兩個跟斗。
此時孝孫心想：「老爸、老媽都各翻一次，姐姐也翻兩次，那麼我要翻幾次？」心裡想著想著就開始緊張了：「怎麼辦？」
只見老先生扯開喉嚨，
大聲念出：「孝孫……翻……到……死……」 link | posted by *♥Baobao♥* at 6:10 PM
